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Bedtime & Calm

I Am Not Sleepy At All

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Upload one photo, add their name. Your child becomes the named hero of this story, drawn on every page.

Your child is not sleepy. Not even a little bit. There is one more glass of water to drink, one more story to hear and one more very important question to ask, in a bedtime of ever more inventive excuses that ends with your child fast asleep in the funniest place.

Your photo is only used to draw your child - never published, sold or used to train AI.

  • Truly their faceBuilt from one photo, recognizable across all 12 chapters.
  • 12 illustrated chaptersA real story arc, one full-page illustration per chapter.
  • Ready in minutesPreview free tonight - pay only if you love it.
A peek inside

How the adventure unfolds

These are just sample lines. Your book is written fresh for your child - their name woven through every page, with the words, sentence length and tone tuned to their age, and shaped by the story, interests and details you choose.

Your child in pyjamas holding a glass of water far too big for them, eyes very wide open.
Chapter One

One More Glass of Water

Your child announced, very wide awake, that a glass of water was needed. Then a different glass. Then a bigger one.

Your child in pyjamas holding a glass of water far too big for them, eyes very wide open.

Lying flat under the bed with a torch, searching for one lost sock with great seriousness.
Chapter Two

The Very Important Question

Next came an urgent question about whether fish sleep, followed by a sudden need to check under the bed for socks.

Lying flat under the bed with a torch, searching for one lost sock with great seriousness.

Fast asleep upside down in a laundry basket, one foot in the air, a teddy tucked under an arm.
Chapter Three

Asleep at Last

And somewhere between the last excuse and the next one, your child fell fast asleep, upside down, in the laundry basket.

Fast asleep upside down in a laundry basket, one foot in the air, a teddy tucked under an arm.

These three sample the opening, middle and ending of a 12-chapter book. All twelve are drawn with your child in them when the book is made: the cover and chapter one free in your preview, the remaining eleven once you order.

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Who I Am Not Sleepy At All is for

I Am Not Sleepy At All is for the bedtime negotiator: the child with one more request, one more question and one more reason to get up. Every excuse gets bigger and sillier than the last, and the ending, asleep in the laundry basket, gets the laugh every time. Parents read it on the nights the routine is a battle, because it lets everyone laugh at the battle instead.

Two to eight. Toddlers recognise every excuse because they invented most of them. From four the pleasure is the build, each request more creative than the one before. Older children enjoy being in on the joke and usually add an excuse of their own. Calm enough at the end to work as the last book of the night. Reading level chosen at setup.

For Ari, who has never once been sleepy at bedtime and has fallen asleep on every stair.
Every book opens on a dedication page. You write your own - this is one that suits this story.

Common questions

What age is I Am Not Sleepy At All for?

I Am Not Sleepy At All is written for ages 2-8. The story is generated at the reading level you pick during setup, so the same book works at the younger or older end of that range.

How is I Am Not Sleepy At All personalized?

You upload one photo of your child. That photo becomes the illustrated hero - same face shape, hair and skin tone - and stays recognizable across all 12 chapters. Their name, age and a dedication are woven in too.

How long is the book, and what formats are there?

Twelve illustrated chapters, one full-page illustration per chapter. Digital is $14.90, softcover $38.90 and hardcover $42.90 plus shipping; the hardcover is a 8x8 inch matt-laminated keepsake.

Can I see it before I pay?

Yes. The cover and the whole first chapter - artwork included - are generated free. You only pay if you want the remaining eleven chapters.

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